This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

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Expectation Vs Reality

What If Elsa is the sorceress? Apparently not lol

Pretty sure any amalgamation of the Sorcerer and Elsa would handily solo any universe.


OMG I didn’t see this coming lol

Watch Tempest be like Danganronpa. There’s gonna be various Mastermind!AUs. Like, can we get fanart of Sorcerer!Hans and Sorcerer!Alek and—


I’ve decided to have my own little Ace pride week. Over the next few days i’ll post up more designs, which may end up as t shirts so if your interested in that let me know. If theres enough interest, i’ll also do a give away of a few tshirts and some other stuff.

Embrace who you are! You are positively brilliant, and absolutely irreplaceable. 

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hunger game AU

OMG! SO amazing! You are pure EVIL.


Frozen sisters!! : ) Also a shot at derpy animation OTL

Inspirations for this pic: [x] [x] [x]

Click the images in full view to get the full res!! Also photoshop de-saturates gifs, does anyone know how to fix that? The original versions of these were wayyy more vibrant :(

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reblog if you say fuck more than 20 times in an hour…

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Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books (x)

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4 all u kids who wanna study some figure drawing/anatomy

All the downloads are free they only take a little bit time to download because these are big files!

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Funniest shit ever.

On monday I was at orthopedist with barely any pain, and doctor couldn’t find anything wrong and today since 3 AM(now is 1PM) I’m fucking crippled so much a 3 metre walk to bathroom takes me 10 minutes, leaves me covered in sweat and made me almost pass out from the pain when I was laying on bed.

Just fucking joy.


so the last time i did the google game where you type in “asexuals are…” a nd wait for the auto complete thing it was “asexuals are selfish” and “asexuals aren’t real” and shit like that but i just did it again and 


i’m crying i’m so happy 

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Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?


That would explain a few things.

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  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary